Bad Brakes

    Bad Brakes, whole car shakes
    Looks like I’m heading for a breakdown
    Black smoke, engine beginning to choke
    I must be heading for a breakdown
    I pulled up for a mouth of Coca-Cola
    Down at Samuel’s cafe
    Saw a little Spanish lady coming over
    Said “Lady, are you going my way?”
    She said, “O-lay!”

    Bad brakes carburettor shakes
    Looks like you’re heading for a breakdown
    Black smoke engine beginning to choke
    We must be heading for a breakdown
    We hit the road at 90 miles an hour
    Heading for ‘Frisco Bay
    She said, “Senior, you got cop on your shoulder!”
    I said, “oh now, we’d better not stay
    We got to get away with our
    Bad Brakes, carburettor shakes
    Looks like we’re heading for a breakdown

    He was catching up, nose right inside our mirror
    When the motor blowed
    We climbed out and she began to shiver
    Oh no sir! Please let us go
    He said, “Don’t you know you’ve got – Bad Brakes, carburettor shakes
    Looks like you bought yourself a breakdown
    Black smoke, engine beginning to choke
    Um, you’ve got yourself a breakdown.
    Bad Brakes, engine beginning to shake
    Looks like we’ve got ourselves a breakdown
    Wo! Black smoke engine beginning to choke
    We got ourselves a breakdown